Evidently, the people that brought us the ‘Vega” have been running GM. The recent spate of Government Handouts to mismanaged businesses has made fools of everyone that put their money into GM stock. While they were putting real money into what was supposed to be a real business, GM was monkeying around in the real estate fiasco, the credit business, and all sorts of other things- except making a lighter, better, fuel efficient, all metal (hence, all recyclable) roomy, automobile. Did you know (GM knows) that you can not send a car to the smelter for recycling if their is any, any plastic at all, still intact on the vehicle? If you want to recycle the plastic parts of your car (read ‘Saturn’) you have to take each, separate, individual piece of plastic, the dash, the doors, the moldings, the wiring harness, the connectors, the seat covers, the wheel covers, the door locks, the catalytic converter, any computer parts…
Did you know that over 60% of a GM car is made overseas, then shipped here to be assembled?
So, our tax dollars are bailing out…Japan, and France, and Germany.
But now, the people that brought us Corvette, the Rocket 88, the GTO, she’s real fine my 409, the Hummer, the Firebird, Cadillac and Buick, this company that still produces (produced, now) the world’s most famous marques, some of which still have waiting lists of future customers, the company that sells Rolls Royce its’ transmissions (thats right-Rolls Royce uses only Cadillac trannys) this company has been so mismanaged that it can not turn a profit, even after driving most of its’ competition from the playing field.
But, wait a minute. This isn’t supposed to be a communistic, socialistic society, where the government runs business, is it? Isn’t the idea supposed to be pure capitalism, that if you can manage your business, you live, and if you run, say, Tucker Automobiles, or Reo, or Fokker Dutch Airlines, GM undercuts your stocks, hires away your talent, starts rumours etc. to drive you out of business- excuse me, I mean, if you can’t run your business, then, you sell off your holdings and give the money to your loyal shareholders (wouldn’t want your fans to go without), and start over.
But, if you can’t sing, hum, and maybe the Gov’t will just, maybe, I don’t know, throw BILLIONS of dollars at you.
But could I please have Hummer? It is such a small part, and I would take good care of it.
I wouldn’t even move it overseas.
What to Blog? Inspiration Comes From Within
“I have nothing to write about.”
Nuts.
Everyone has something to say. Everyone has a talent, something to say or something to offer. Saying ‘I have nothing to give, or nothing to say’ is foolishness.
Talk to a friend if you think this isn’t the gospel truth. If you have nothing to offer, then why are they your friend. Many of our greatest artists and writers took their inspiration from their household life. Monet painted his back yard something like fifty times, and they call him a master. Rembrandt rarely left home. Patrick McManus, the humorist, wrote about his family and friends, and he may be the funniest man I have ever read.
The other day, I said I had nothing to say to someone on the phone, when I had an entire comedy routine playing out at my feet.
Enter Gypsy the Psycho Cat, Xena, Princess Warrior Cat, and Duke the (so called) Pit Bull.
Background: Xena and Gypsy were raised by a dog, a Weimeraner/Pit Bull cross. Their mother was a tramp, wandering the streets of Chula Vista at night, rarely coming home. She returned once a day, sometimes less, so Daisy spent most of her time warming the kittens and teaching them to fetch, beg at the kitchen table, and drag their bellies along the carpet. They also chase cats and heel when going for walks. In the words of Dave Barry, “I am not making this up.”
Enter Duke, the So Called Pit Bull.
When Duke came to live with me, via my son moving back in, the dogs in the neighborhood (especially the annoying poodle two doors down) began to behave themselves. They stayed at home, and ceased to stand in my driveway yapping at my cats.
The stray cats also steer clear. Duke is a good family dog and a devoted watchdog. His only fear, if you could call it that, is Gypsy, the Psycho Cat. Duke would like nothing better than to sleep next to my bed at night. Gypsy doesn’t think that is such a good idea, and I am woken in the middle of the night frequently when Gypsy, hiding behind my door or under my bed, comes out and ambushes Duke as he enters the room.
I don’t know why he keeps trying. She terrifies him. He has a bed, a blanket, and his own Laz-E-Boy recliner. But he seems to think that somehow, some day, he will be able to sleep in my room. Its nice of him to feel so devoted, but it is difficult to sleep through a night punctuated with brief but intense combat.
Why can’t they be more like Xena, and sleep through the night out in the guest room with my son?
I think I may be shell shocked.
Watch this space for more on strange but true animal behavior.
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